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WHERE CAN YOU FIND THE OFFICIAL O.J. SIMPSON WEBSITE?
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EROTIC, AND KINKY?
EROTIC IS USING A FEATHER, KINKY IS USING THE WHOLE CHICKEN...
HOW DO YOU STOP A BABY FROM CRAWLING AROUND IN CIRCLES?
NAIL IT'S OTHER HAND TO THE FLOOR...
WHY DID THE BOY FALL OFF THE SWING?
HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY ARMS...
BECAUSE WE CARE,
WE BRING YOU THIS
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...
AND WITH THAT IN MIND,
A FINAL
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE...
BECAUSE IT STILL SEEMS RELEVANT...
AN IRAQI PRISONER STARTS GETTING EXTREMELY ILL WHILE BEING
HELD CAPTIVE BY THE UNITED STATES. HE GOES TO THE INFIRMARY, AND TELLS THE MEDIC OF HIS SYPTOMS. THE MEDIC AFTER
PONDERING HIS DIAGNOSIS TELLS THE PRISONER, "TAKE THIS BUCKET IN THE OTHER ROOM, DEFICATE IN THE BUCKET, AND THEN PISS
ALL OVER THE FECAL MATTER, AND THEN PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN IN THE BUCKET, AND BREATHE THE FUMES FOR TEN MINUTES." THE PRISONER
THINKS IT'S ODD, BUT DOES IT ANYWAY, WHEN HE RETURNS THE PRISONER IS ECSTATIC AND SAYS, "MAN I FEEL GREAT. WHAT WAS IT?" THE MEDIC
THEN TELLS HIM, "YOU WERE HOMESICK."
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WHAT IS BLACK AND HAS TWELVE BREASTS?
A GARBAGE BAG AT A BREAST CANCER CLINIC...
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE, AND HATES SEX?
A RAPE VICTIM...
WHAT SITS IN A CORNER AND SHRINKS?
A BABY LICKING A CHEESE GRATER...
WHAT DID KERMIT THE FROG SAY AFTER JIM HENSON DIED?
NOTHING...
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